TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS WITH PJ'S ADORNED
TRIED TO GET A GREAT PICTURE BUT DASH HAD BAD FORM
AWOKE THE NEXT MORNING ALL CUDDLED IN MY BEDTHEN SOUNDS OF A BATTLEFIELD FILLED ME WITH DREAD
I LEPT FROM MY BED TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER
AS NERF BULLETS FLEW PAST MY HEAD WITH A CLATTER
I LOOKED AROUND THE ROOM - WONDERING WHAT COULD THIS BE
DISCOVERING THIS IS CHRISTMAS, WHEN YOU HAVE HE'S AND NOT SHE'S
I BEGAN TO LAUGH HARD - EMBRACING THIS SIGHT
THEN GULPED DOWN A PEPSI WITH 100% DELIGHT
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS - 16 DAYS AGO TO ALL
REMEBER, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER - AT LEAST IT'S NOT FALL -
2 comments:
Oh man I could just get a dose of you daily. Thank you for a well needed and enjoyable laugh every post. I was reading some of these blogs that thousands of people view and get sponsors and things. They get this attention because their are supposed to be funny. I have to tell you... your blog is oh so more entertaining. Point is you could be getting lots of money like them you talented amazing woman you. (PS I have always known this about you) So before others find out your brilliant creativity please remember me your cousin who has always loved you dearly when you make your millions.
I concur - you make me laugh every post! Thanks for the exercise, it's about all I get.
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