I am Surrounded By Boogers!

Do you ever feel that way? Little C has developed this horrible habit of realizing he has a ton of sticky mucus in his nose every time he gets in the car. Every two seconds I hear, "Mom, I have a booger. Mom, I have a booger." Then, "Can I have a tissue, can I have a tissue?"

I must admit that I am extremely grateful for the tissue request, but rest assured, we already went through the boogers on the window phase
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But, what happens with all of those lovely tissues? You got it - they end up on the floor of your car. And few things are worse than picking up someone else's used tissues. Especially when they are too young to conceal the pollution that was blown therein. SOLUTION:

Just in case you're driving by a sexy black wagon with a 5 year old's finger hanging out the window; booger dangling on end - that's us! Feel free to wave. Just one final word: I hope one doesn't flip on your car-because they are little buggers to clean off. :)

I AM AWARE THAT ELSE'S AND OLD'S ARE NOT EVEN WORDS - BUT MY BRAIN COULDN'T COME UP WITH PROPER SUBSTITUTIONS. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING!

And He looks so innocent!

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Where'd the Breast Milk Go?

So, I grew these darn teeth and nothing has been the same since. Everybody was saying, "Congratulations" and "Way to go buddy!" ... my final conclusion is: I am surrounded by crazy people.

They've started giving me odd shaped, colorful, sour tasting pieces of who knows what- for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I started feeling more confident when they handed me an object that vaguely resembled the nourishment tools from my past ...
but could they be trusted? Hmmm...
NO, NO, NO THEY COULD NOT!
Gosh, why me? Where'd my breast milk go??