An MFA = Mandatory Toga
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(Elder Patton, this isn't horrid but use your own discretion. The word naked may be appearing a few times.)
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Sometimes it's great having a talented husband and sometimes it just causes random naked people to show up in your home.
Okay, maybe not random and definitely not in the flesh (thank goodness), but let's just say way more nakedness than I am typically accustomed to.
Right now The Beloved is in the middle of his figure drawing class -
Lovely.
-Figure drawing... hmmm... a little misleading and too innocent sounding. -
So, for all of you artsy fartsy people who think the body is beautiful, more power to you, but one small reminder: the word FARTSY is included in your character description. Most people don't like fartsy or.... nudes. Shoot. Sorry about that.
I must admit, when I found out that The Beloved had to purchase a $300 statue of a naked woman for his class my mature side thought - no problem. But when the statue arrived, being taller than my two year old and having zero resemblance to the chubby hairy nudes I'd seen in previous art classes, I was a little dismayed.
She's really naked, like current nakedness, not centuries ago nakedness. There's a difference. Who knew? :)
Well my domesticness got the best of me and I made this chilly little darling her very own toga. And I think she feels so much better about herself.
The Beloved's art studio really is pretty cool and his class has consisted of more than just the clothing impaired.
But be warned, I have no idea what we're going to do with this statue once the semester is over... so you'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout I'm telling you why...
I have a naked statue.
And I'm not afraid to hand it over.
