My love is a beautiful amazing woman, but I must warn you when the clock strikes 10pm the bed is the only respite of what may come next. I admit I am a bit of a teaser so I definitely encourage the bloodcurdling seductress, but that is no excuse for the carnage. You may notice the vacant expression of baby who is learning his moms ways, while Little C is becoming more like his mom in a Davey Crockett, creepy kind of alternative. Beware of the ten o'clock hour in our home. Leave us in peace or you might soon face the grave and pray for me! (In reality my wife has improved her evening kindness - because I happen to be a night owl...she really does love me.)The wife also mentioned our distaste for the morning hours. She is a lovely morning person (even though she may say she is a little scary, really she just loves sleep) but I may be the one to bite of your head. My sisters can attest to the atrocities from our childhood during the early morning hours. Ask the wife, you may wake up to this face...
Other than those times we are lovely people and you are welcome to visit our home! If you are a little daring during this Halloween season you are more than welcome to come visit in the morning or evening hours mauhhhh (evil laugh).
3 comments:
Of course I'm a Jazz fan! I'm surprised that you aren't... judging by the fact that on the Seventeenth day of September in the year of our Lord, you posted pictures of your ENGAGEMENT at said Jazz game.
I am have had MANY first hand experiences with both these beloved people and what is said here about their nights and mornings is TRUE. If you keep them up late or wake them while in a deep sleep the most amazing and horrifing things will happen. I do not suggest anyone trying this at home. Your life will never be the same again. But you have got to love them!!!
I have to say that I think your posts are hilarious. I love the outfit!
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